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(09-17-2012, 03:15 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (09-17-2012, 03:10 PM)Duchess Wrote: (09-17-2012, 02:02 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'm dreading the day my daughter enters junior high.
She'll be encountering young men just like dear ol' dad. Isn't that fantastic! *high five*
It'll definitely be eye-opening.
The good news, I'll know all the lines and all the gimmicks guys use to get into girls' pants.
She loves dear old dad now more than anyone. Hope it stays that way.
I'm sure it will. I was always a Daddy's girl until the day he passed away. I missed him every single day.
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'Tombstone' with Kurt Russell and Sam Elliott is on AMC right now. Great movie.
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(09-18-2012, 08:30 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: 'Tombstone' with Kurt Russell and Sam Elliott is on AMC right now. Great movie.
Val Kilmer was great as Doc Holliday in that.
I think he's doing a movie about Mark Twain... he was a ringer for him when he did a stage show earlier this year.
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My home town doesn't make it into the news a lot, since it's mostly know as a place where people go to die (it's a very flat town, not many hills so the O.A.P's flock there in droves)
But it made it into the national news today, well national tabloid but still.... These postcards are part of what you expect to find at the seaside, my Dad used to sell regular and naughty postcards in his shop back in the day.
Police were called to a gift shop on a seaside pier after a complaint that the postcards on sale were 'obscene' and 'damaging the image of the town'.
Shop owner Ian Donald was stunned when an officer turned up at his store in Eastbourne, East Sussex, and accused him of selling pornography next to buckets and spades.
The cheeky postcards, featuring women on the beach displaying their bottoms or breasts, had outraged Ashley Steinschauer, an assistant minister at the local church, but the complaint has left some bemused.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...raphy.html
On a side note, when my mum was still here and the ran the old fashioned sweet shop in a nearby town, she got reported to the local police for selling Insult Rock. It's basically sticks of rock (candy) that instead of a present from wherever etc it had fat bastard and dickhead on it instead. The local paper came and took her picture and wrote an article in the paper.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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It's not even the first day of Fall yet & I saw Christmas trees.
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Oh yeah. There have been chriatmas trees in the stores here for 2 weeks. Yankee candle has had their christmas candles out since labor day.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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I took my 14 year old son over to his girlfriends house today and he says to me all serious that her younger brothers are little bastards because there is no discipline in that house and he's a firm believer in discipline. Yeah ok  .
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Did you know that in the frozen food aisle there are frozen loaves of dough that once home you slap into a loaf pan & it rises like homemade bread? It smells amazing as it bakes. No one would ever guess that the biggest effort made was carrying the bags in from the car.
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I love the smell of fresh baked bread.
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I hate the taste of homemade bread. Much prefer store bought bread and all its preservatives.
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You look like store bought white bread.
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(09-21-2012, 02:45 PM)ramseycat Wrote: You look like store bought white bread.
Rams is on a roll today.
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(09-21-2012, 02:45 PM)ramseycat Wrote: You look like store bought white bread.
You have the IQ of store bought bread.
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(09-21-2012, 03:24 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (09-21-2012, 02:45 PM)ramseycat Wrote: You look like store bought white bread.
You have the IQ of store bought bread.
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I hate service window times. 11-1pm. 
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Eating Funyons.
They're officially late now.
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I found a bunch of jeans in a box and got all excited bc I'm desperate for jeans. Turns out I put them in there bc they're all too big, and that's why I don't have any jeans. Fuck.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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(09-21-2012, 05:15 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: I found a bunch of jeans in a box and got all excited bc I'm desperate for jeans. Turns out I put them in there bc they're all too big, and that's why I don't have any jeans. Fuck.
You do know, there's a way to fix that, right?
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Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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Jesus. It's like a morgue in here.
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