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the 2012 trivial drivel thread
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#2,741
09-28-2012, 05:58 PM
My stupid dog. I had the patio door open with just the screen door closed. I heard this very brief, wild commotion and went over to find a dog sized hole in the screen where it lay on the ground. Squirrel. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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09-28-2012, 08:53 PM
(09-28-2012, 05:58 PM)username Wrote: My stupid dog. I had the patio door open with just the screen door closed. I heard this very brief, wild commotion and went over to find a dog sized hole in the screen where it lay on the ground. Squirrel. Smiley_emoticons_slash

Well what did you expect when you stole a blind dog? Of course he is running through screen doors!
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09-28-2012, 09:11 PM
Hahaha!

User did a wonderful thing and found that dog's family.

I was just looking at her dog, Sally's Max too, we have a pet thread in the Photography forum.
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09-30-2012, 08:14 PM
American golf suffered a major blow as Team USA crumbled down the stretch today losing 8.5 of 12 points to the Europeans in Chicago. Europe won the competition 14.5 to 13.5.

Late Saturday, with two team matches to go, the Americans held a commanding 10-4 lead. But, the Europeans showed some moxie holing clutch putts on the final hole of each match to steal the days' last two points.

Sunday, Team USA showed little grit, and fell to a more passionate team. Europe has now won 6 of the last 7 Ryder Cups.
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09-30-2012, 09:25 PM
Did not sleep well last night, and this afternoon feel into a really deep sleep in my chair. I am suddenly startled awake by my husband yelling.."Marie...Marie, ,,,,,?" I sat bolt upright and yelled "WHAT?" His response.."Oh I thought you might be dead or something". Um..OK, well even if I was dead, I am up now.
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10-02-2012, 09:31 PM
When my ten year old goes to school and says the cat ate his homework, that's no joke. She routinely gets it out of his back pack. I just caught her strutting across the dining room with it in her mouth, proud as anything.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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10-03-2012, 05:06 PM
My next door neighbors are out of town for their honeymoon. My wedding gift to them was a big, fat dent and scrape on the front bumper of their car.

I put a note in their mailbox. Congratulations on your wedding!! I hit your car.

FML.
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10-03-2012, 05:07 PM
Shouldn't post on my phone.
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10-04-2012, 06:33 AM
My coffee tastes extra special good this morning. yum yum
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10-04-2012, 07:14 AM
WELL... Its Spirit Week (duct tape day) at my sons school so here is his duct tape shirt I made. Smiley_emoticons_smile

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10-04-2012, 07:15 AM
Cute JS!
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10-04-2012, 07:20 AM
(10-04-2012, 07:15 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Cute JS!

Thanks Rams. Smiley_emoticons_razz
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10-04-2012, 12:38 PM
(10-04-2012, 07:15 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Cute JS!

A 5 year old could have made that. Jeebus.
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10-04-2012, 01:42 PM
(10-04-2012, 07:14 AM)JsMom Wrote: WELL... Its Spirit Week (duct tape day) at my sons school so here is his duct tape shirt I made. Smiley_emoticons_smile

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That oddly shaped thick penis is totally going to miss the two holes. It probably shouldn't have followed the crude map on the front.
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10-04-2012, 04:14 PM
(10-04-2012, 06:33 AM)Maggot Wrote: My coffee tastes extra special good this morning. yum yum

I can really appreciate this ^^^^.

Maggot, every so often, I'll brew a pot, and I'll say to myself, 'This pot is in my all-time Top 5.'

A great feeling.
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10-04-2012, 06:24 PM
We need an EMPATHY 101 thread!
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10-04-2012, 06:33 PM
(10-04-2012, 07:15 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Cute JS!

That from someone who started a craft thread! WOW! I have left you alone for quite a long time JSmom, but come on now! I have to come out of hiding for that (and I won't even start on your posts in the cancer thread). That's the best you can do with duct tape? That's as creative as you an get? You make my crafts look like Martha Stewart on steroids! Just fucking with ya! It's really the thought that coints. I'm sure your son enjoyed and appreciated it.
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10-04-2012, 08:00 PM
(10-04-2012, 01:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-04-2012, 07:14 AM)JsMom Wrote: WELL... Its Spirit Week (duct tape day) at my sons school so here is his duct tape shirt I made. Smiley_emoticons_smile

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[Image: 602391_465653823457942_500166554_n.jpg]

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That oddly shaped thick penis is totally going to miss the two holes. It probably shouldn't have followed the crude map on the front.

hah
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10-04-2012, 08:05 PM
(10-04-2012, 06:33 PM)kitty1 Wrote:
(10-04-2012, 07:15 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Cute JS!

That from someone who started a craft thread! WOW! I have left you alone for quite a long time JSmom, but come on now! I have to come out of hiding for that (and I won't even start on your posts in the cancer thread). That's the best you can do with duct tape? That's as creative as you an get? You make my crafts look like Martha Stewart on steroids! Just fucking with ya! It's really the thought that coints. I'm sure your son enjoyed and appreciated it.

That is how my son wanted his shirt and that's how I did it. Remember some parents don't give a damn at all. I am involved in everything my son does. hah pretty funny you people thought I would think for my son and not let him have a say in how his shirt looks.
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10-04-2012, 09:00 PM
I don't even know what to say.

Duchess, you saw that shit, right?

You understand there will be more of it?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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