08-10-2010, 09:40 AM
What is the new gay website address?
c : enter £££ (see colon enter pound pound pound).
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?
Odor eaters.
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs.
Why do women have vaginas?
So men will talk to them.
What is the difference between a geneologist and a gynecologist?
A geneologist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your bush.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong.
Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they're not going to work in the future, either.
c : enter £££ (see colon enter pound pound pound).
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?
Odor eaters.
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs.
Why do women have vaginas?
So men will talk to them.
What is the difference between a geneologist and a gynecologist?
A geneologist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your bush.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him Sum Ting Wong.
Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they're not going to work in the future, either.