The Newest Utterly Fucking Pointless Thread

[Lady Cop]

i'm happy for the miners being rescued in Chile.
After waiting 69 days to be rescued, the tenth of 33 Chilean miners reaches the surface, as crews continue the dramatic effort to retrieve the other trapped men.

I bet some of them guys would rather stay in the hole rather than face the wrath of their wives and mistresses. They got some splainin ta do.

yep. he's screwed. might as well stay buried. ::devilban::

After 69 days stuck underground, most people would be itching to get to the surface and into the arms of family and friends.

But if Yonni Barrios was not overjoyed about the prospect of being rescued it would be understandable - because the Chilean miner's extra-marital affair was exposed as he sat helpless below the surface.

Barrios, 50, will not be greeted by his wife of 28 years Marta Salinas when he becomes the 21^st man to be rescued from the San Jose copper mine in Copiapo, Chile, tonight.
She discovered the affair when it emerged that another woman - Susana Valenzuela - had been attending prayer vigils for him since the August 5 accident which left the 33 men stranded.

Salinas said: 'I am happy because he made it, it's a miracle of God. But I'm not going to see the rescue.


wife in black, mistress in red, & poor dumb schmuck :