12-02-2010, 09:20 PM
(12-02-2010, 08:46 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(12-02-2010, 08:43 PM)sally Wrote:(12-02-2010, 07:05 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(12-02-2010, 01:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I'll give anyone $18.00 an hour to come and wrap Christmas gifts for me.
I would do it, but I'm afraid once I was there with you, more unwrapping would go on than wrapping.
It's always been that way.
Translation: The last time I had sex was in 2003 with an overweight frumpy woman who worked in the gift wrapping department at Dillard's.
Translation, How come Duchess gets all the attention?
Why doesn't dick ever want to unwrap me?
You loathsome bitch stop fucking fantasizing about me.
The only thing I fantasize about when I have to skim over your bullshit posts is a margarita and Huevos Rancheros with hot sauce.