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[Cracker]

Oh and forget about those tortillas in the store make them fresh or stay home.

White folks making tortillas . . . . hahahahaha!

"Honey, did you get the butter flavored Crisco for the tortillas? And where's the gluten-free flour?

Hahahahahaha!

However, Dick, you won me over with the pressure cooker.

You do have a little Holiday soup-chicken in you!

I have harina preparada in the cupboard. I make the dough, knead it a little, make little balls (like Dick's), pat them out, and cook them on a flat iron skillet or straight on the burner (I don't have a tortilla press anymore. If I am being fancy, I use two dinner plates to thin them out). I mostly use it for making empanadas, though.

I make mean ass fry bread from scratch, no preparada.

They let white people do that now. As long as we don't tell.

Crockpots are for women who work, pay all the bills, cut the grass, keep all the cars running, clean the house, and take care of everything else. I don't have time to sit home and watch my "stories" and mind the pressure cooker. This bitch has shit to do.