03-28-2011, 05:56 PM
I also like Steven Wright....
"I stayed up all last night playing poker with tarot cards, I got a full house and three people died".
"I went up to this 24 hour store and the owner was putting up the closed sign, I said "I thought you were open 24 hours?", he said "we are just not in a row".
"I stayed up all last night playing poker with tarot cards, I got a full house and three people died".
"I went up to this 24 hour store and the owner was putting up the closed sign, I said "I thought you were open 24 hours?", he said "we are just not in a row".
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.