03-31-2011, 06:04 PM
(03-31-2011, 08:05 AM)sally Wrote: Well every fucking toilet paper dispenser in the house has mysteriously broke off the wall, apparently a little fairy comes in while I'm gone and destroys all my shit. So the toilet paper just sits on top of the toilet tank.
Somebody must be leaning on those fuckers while trying to give birth to a 2lb turd. Either that, or somebodies fat ass needs to grab ahold of those things in order to get off the seat.
There is a reason for this...let's solve the mystery!
![[Image: Mystery-Machine.jpg]](http://kerrianne.org/wp-content/uploads/Mystery-Machine.jpg)
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.