Quaker Rice Cake Mini's

[Smegma]

I wish they flavored "The Host" when I was growing up! After the thrill of it melting in your mouth wore off, the taste made you want to spit.
I would have swallowed caramel at any rate, and I now pity the guy that had to clean that off the kneeling rail when I hung my head.

Really? I thought they tasted good, I usually chewed them before they could melt.

That's kind of bad, isn't it? Chewing Christ's body?

When I was a kid we would practice giving each other "the host" behind school using those flying saucer things with candy bb's in them. It didn't feel weird doing it then but it sure does thinking about it now.

I don't even know what that means. Must be some weird New England thing.