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[IMaDick]

I love matching socks! I throw the mismatched that I can't find matches for in the trash. They really piss me off.

Don't do that!!!

No sock ever got truly lost. Oh sure if you take your clothes to the laundry it might not show up in the lost and found ever but they don't normally get lost in the washer/ dryer or in transit to them.

They get lost under the edge of the desk or under the hamper but they always find their way back into the laundry stream eventually. Just keep the loners in the backof the sockdrawer until you start running low on socks. Instead of buying more when you run low, dump them out and make pairs. I bet I've made 200 pairs in my life and have thrown away only six or ten loners. My loners are caused by me buying many matching pairs at a time. Then I throw them away one at a time as they wear out. This eventually leaves me a single sock.

All these mysteries are just an open book to me.

Fuck that, I only wear socks four or five times and take them to the cloths bin at the local church, from there I don't care where they end up.

I'm on my feet all day everyday and new socks are a foot saver.

Once the new sock feel is gone so are the socks.