WTF is this happy crappy?

[Middle Finger]

Exactly where did I say I didn't pay for my child's field trip? I can bitch about having to pay extra for a school bus to take my kid on a field trip because the amount I pay in school taxes it outrageous. If they were taking a private bus that would be different. I always pay for my kids to go on every field trip if it's required. In fact for the past 8 ¹⁄₂ years I have paid for every single extra thing for my kids unlike their father. Football, baseball, basketball, instruments, tae kwon do...so shut your stupid mouth Cracker. You don't know me. You don't know anything about me. You have conjured up this image in your small brain based on some postings on a message board. As for my hair? Get over it already. I am sure your hair looks fab after a night of fun dancing. In fact I am certain you look perfect all the time. After all you are the smartest, most beautiful, slim woman in all of Atlanta. I hope I don't run into you next week while I am down there. I might faint at the sight of such perfection.

Cracker =

Didn't read it.

You mean you weren't riveted to a drama drippin', bad-hair, cheap-ass, dopey man-picking moron?