02-15-2012, 08:37 PM
(02-14-2012, 07:22 PM)Cracker Wrote: Some people hump at the drop of a chocolate-covered strawberry. Others will insist on a full stomach before they perform. Some people need to be liquored up. Others will fuck a rock to see what is underneath.
Do you have a special food that makes you frisky? If your spouse cooks ________, you know you are expected to throw some their way.
I guess I'm a jaded old bitch, but I'm not that impressed by the usual holiday humping foods. It's too much like "Will work for food".
(Go ahead, MWS, we know your answer will be effeminate. You don't need to name a manly food at this point.)
Used to have a joint called the Mona Lisa close by, recently closed down. Anyhoo, it was a fondue joint. Nice dark setting, very private tables, quiet...kickass wine list. I got a stiffie just walking into the joint. The Fondue for Two special kicked fucking ass. 4 course fondue meal that rocked my world, and my world usually got rocked afterwards too.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.