Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men

[Midwest Spy]

*face palm*

Have you lost your mind? Rhetorical question.

Have you even seen what many of the women in here look like?

I know, most of you are drop dead gorgeous (with air-brushing).

But, isn't every woman (and man) always looking to improve themselves?

Schedule a 1-Hour appt with Sphincter Cop and thank me later!