Beauty Secrets for Mock Women from Men

[Duchess]

I get a little skeeved when I see men indulging in beauty treatments. If I ever saw any of the men in my life doing that I would never let them live it down. I would rag on them until pigs did fly. Soft hands on a man is gawddamn disgusting. *ick*

However, if he smells like sandalwood you wouldn't be able to pry me off him with a crowbar.