05-08-2012, 05:57 PM
(03-18-2012, 08:52 PM)Cracker Wrote: I have a rat in the garage. I am afraid to go in there. I didn't cut grass today because I know he's in there waiting for me to expose an ankle. My fucking dog won't go in there, either.
I read on the Internet to mix flour, sugar, and baking soda for a safe wat to kill it. Rats can't burp so it will kill them. Fucker ate the WHOLE BOWL and then left rat shits by it.
How do I kill a rat? Do I get one of those electric killer traps or Decon? I don't want to touch it or see it. I also don't want it to crawl off and die because it is getting warm here...
Started re-arranging the garage after work. This is no longer a mystery, I know where rats go to die. Or a big mouse. Didn't check it out too much.
Almost called a man, but did that shit myself. Not sure what that says about my character, but it doesn't speak well to the men I know. I'll keep that to myself, though, in case I need something really heavy moved...