05-16-2012, 08:35 PM
Speaking of vain...I just got back from tanning, no, I look nothing like that crazy bitch all over the internet...anyhoooo, I broke the fucking bed.
So, I'm laying there and I feel something brush up against my ribs, I'm thinking it was a stray hair from my head blowing around, then I felt it again by my armpit. I turn and look and it's a fucking yellow jacket.
Gotdamn if I didn't slam the top of that bed open and I'm running around that tiny fucking room, naked, like a fucking mad woman possessed.
I'm trying to get dressed as fast as I can, cussing like a sailor and freaking the fuck out. The girl working there is pounding on the door, I'm trying to get away from the bee...and getting dressed at the same time!!
I need a fucking drink or three...I've been traumatized. The bed won't stay open anymore because I broke the hinges...
So, I'm laying there and I feel something brush up against my ribs, I'm thinking it was a stray hair from my head blowing around, then I felt it again by my armpit. I turn and look and it's a fucking yellow jacket.
Gotdamn if I didn't slam the top of that bed open and I'm running around that tiny fucking room, naked, like a fucking mad woman possessed.
I'm trying to get dressed as fast as I can, cussing like a sailor and freaking the fuck out. The girl working there is pounding on the door, I'm trying to get away from the bee...and getting dressed at the same time!!
I need a fucking drink or three...I've been traumatized. The bed won't stay open anymore because I broke the hinges...