ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER AND STOLE MY PORN STASH?

[HairOfTheDog]

If you're slacker enough to leave your basic porn needs vulnerable to the hands of others, you deserve to be high and dry. Moving forward, be a responsible porn-loving adult like the rest of us and put forth some effort. Invite your attractive kinky friends/neighbors over, get 'em all liquored up, seduce them into compromising positions, whip out the cam, upload to your laptop, save to memory USB. All set. No reliance on website administrators, hacking becomes a non-issue... You could be huddled down in the bomb-shelter basement waiting on a hurricane and assuring your family that most of them will probably survive, and still be able to amble over into the corner for a well deserved stress-relieving porn fix.

Time to stop the blame game. Control your own destiny.