MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS

[Donovan]

I used to have a female friend who obsessively listened to scanners and had state of the art equipment and channel codes etc. One day we were stuck in roadwork-created traffic jam and we could see the radio guy jabbering away and looking very busy and official so my friend found his walkie frequency to find out what was going on that had the guy so worked up. I swear to god the exact words that came across the important radio line were "Jerry! Red mitsubishi! Check out the fucking TITS on this girl in the sundress."

I don't think we stopped laughing for twenty minutes...