06-18-2012, 08:47 PM
This was one of my dad's corny old favorites.
Bob's in town and goes to visit his old friend, John.
Poor Bob, he's got a major case of intestinal gas and he's in great discomfort. After visiting for a while, he finally has to let out a silent but deadly one. Luckily, John's dog is lying near Bob's feet; John looks over at the dog and says, "gawd damn it, Rover, get over here!".
Having gotten away with it once and with Rover now at his feet again, Bob has to let go again several minutes later. Again, John calls out, "damn it Rover, get over here!".
Another 30 minutes or so pass and the same situation arises. Feeling confident, Bob lets out another and then looks blamingly down at Rover. At which point John calls out, "gawd damn it Rover, get over here before he shits on you!"
(Hey, I said it was corny, still makes me laugh though)
Bob's in town and goes to visit his old friend, John.
Poor Bob, he's got a major case of intestinal gas and he's in great discomfort. After visiting for a while, he finally has to let out a silent but deadly one. Luckily, John's dog is lying near Bob's feet; John looks over at the dog and says, "gawd damn it, Rover, get over here!".
Having gotten away with it once and with Rover now at his feet again, Bob has to let go again several minutes later. Again, John calls out, "damn it Rover, get over here!".
Another 30 minutes or so pass and the same situation arises. Feeling confident, Bob lets out another and then looks blamingly down at Rover. At which point John calls out, "gawd damn it Rover, get over here before he shits on you!"
(Hey, I said it was corny, still makes me laugh though)