06-20-2012, 07:06 PM
This guy woke up one morning to discover he had a ring around the base of his penis. He had had wild sex the night before with a very nice lady, but had drank too much and forgot most of what happened after they made love. He tried everything to get it off, butter, oil, you name it. Nothing would work.
So in a panic, he went to the emergency room. The doc on duty had him drop trou, and after a quick inspection, left the cubicle and returned a minute later with a clear liquid, which he gently rubbed on the gents member. The ring came off instantly.
Relieved, the man said "FANTASTIC, doc! What did you use?"
Smirking the doc replied, "just a little lipstick remover"
So in a panic, he went to the emergency room. The doc on duty had him drop trou, and after a quick inspection, left the cubicle and returned a minute later with a clear liquid, which he gently rubbed on the gents member. The ring came off instantly.
Relieved, the man said "FANTASTIC, doc! What did you use?"
Smirking the doc replied, "just a little lipstick remover"