The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread

[sally]

Two interesting facts about Aussie... She likes men so dark that you can't see them after 8pm and she believes God works in mysterious ways.

I figured I'd just throw that out there since this thread is dying.

You bitch, at least I can get a man.

The last man you were with had blue gums and a gerri curl. But by the grace of God maybe you can find a new man who doesn't owe $4,000 in back child support.