the carnival is in town

[HairOfTheDog]

That'd be an Academy Awards show I'd watch.

You would be riveted within your own special glow. You could have a "wardobe malfunction" and give yourself that knowing smile of accomplishment or in a show of sheer desperation act coy and blink a bunch of times at the camera.

I was talking about one with a donkey fucking a woman.

I knew what you meant, but it was kinda funnier the way Maggot ran with it. Would you really wanna go to the Academy Awards of Seubertia?

Okay, maybe it would be an interesting crowd and I'm now smiling thinking up award categories. Maybe I'd go too as long as there were no live performances.