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MockForums.net

Home of the pseudo intellectual geriatrics that never went anywhere in life.

Okay, not really, it's just totally damn silly and cute.

Bitches love the seed.

You little recruiter, you.

I find it ironic that a troll hole has a better grasp on class, dignity, morality, and integrity than the self-acclaimed "high caliber" Mockforums. Then again, it's only ironic from the standpoint that Mockforums is not a troll forum, whereas I see it as a breeding ground for trolls. "Mockery" is a characteristic of trolling.

Wait, hold up there... Now I'm half worried that you don't really find me a swell lassy after all and that you might have some kind of agenda. Damn it, I hate being so gullible. Heartbreaker.

I love sassy lassies.

One of my turn ons is a womans that can physically and mentally spar with me. I once had an MMA sparring match with a young lady. Jesus Christ. The things I would have done to her. Mmmmmmm. I'm talking climb-the-wall-Lestat-style-romping.

I also love a woman who will not cry when I call her a cunt and respond with a demoralizing retort about how small my dick is and that I'm incapable of satisfying her.

Although, I've never called a woman in a relationship a cunt. Strange. I should do that one day.