the 2012 trivial drivel thread

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Trust me, those fools are working off our dime, they'll come out for a dead frog. I just had them at my house the other day because the elementry school complained that someone was throwing dog shit over the fence into the special area section. It's my 14 year old son's job to pick up the dog poop and him and his little Chinese friend must of thought it was real funny to throw it in the school yard.

I live in a small town, the dead rabbit was big news...made the front page of the local paper.

Now clang...I was really believing you buddy until now I'm jumping ship...or it must have not only been a slow news day but one that came to a screeching halt...either that or the local paper must have been your blocks newsletter...or both.