08-04-2012, 10:02 AM
Ugh, hell sure has tough conditions for admission these days. What happened to the good old days when just being idle already secured you a nice spot down there? Not that I'm not cool with most of the criteria, but becoming Mormon? Seriously?? Maybe if I ask real nice, they'll accept 'screwing with a Mormon' instead if I promise to be dead drunk and moaning 'Oh Jesus' while doing so?