Clang and Username counseling session

[Ilyanna]

My wife read Fifty Shades of Gray awhile back and she looked at me disgustingly for a couple of weeks afterward.

But disgustingly is good, isn't it? I thought it was the disgusted looks that you guys start squirming with?

Wonder how well women would like this book if he worked at a car wash.

Dude, are you kidding? Women have about the same amount of fantasies about car washs and sex as men have. Allie McBeal, anyone?

This is why none of you will ever run the world, your heads are too fucked up with bizarre notions of romance.

Unfortunately, I gotta agree. That, and muscle-to-fat ratio.