Clang and Username counseling session

[Ilyanna]

Nevermind them, they're just jealous of your rugged good looks and your manly swagger. Now, while we're at it, why don't you take another sip from your JD and tell me what you think about a weekend in Tijuana, just you and me? I know this nice, cozy hotel right behind the border for our first stop. If we get going now, we'll be there just in time to watch a spectacular sunset.