Check out these shoes.

[HairOfTheDog]

Hahaha! Little walker shoes. Those are hysterical! You can keep the spider shoes. *shudders*

I'm glad you like them. Might be a little hard to hit the breaks in them, but you're resourceful. (And, I'm definitely keeping the tarantula heels.)

Thank you for thinking of me, Hot D. I'll make sure my gift to you is just as special.

I was afraid of that...

Thanks but No Thanks., HotD. I don't wish to break my neck anytime soon.

Ingrate! Actually, I don't want you to break your neck either. So, while it's unoriginal, maybe I'll get you what you got Dick for Christmas last year. In fact, that exact same one. You don't mind if it's been used, by Dick nonetheless, right?

(Ah hell, I was gonna link last year's post, but you removed the image from the old thread - that post was hysterical).

They look like sparkly horse hooves. Thanks, HoTD(unsarcastically).

Sorry, Clang. Not your taste? If you're willing to paint your toenails, these might work.

Love the thoughtfulness HotD! I'm not sure I could walk in those sticks but they sure would look hot tied up. I dont think I would have a problem getting nailed in them. Hehe

That's the spirit! You're getting two gifts. I can make you a pair of Nine Inch Nails heels on the cheap and pick up a little something extra for your stocking.