RANTINGS OF A LUNATIC

[Cracker]

Chubby?? I am not chubby. I am fat. Easily 250.

You look nowhere near 250.

Are you two going to hook up? That's what it seems like to me.

Neither one of you can be too picky at this point. I think it's great you found each other.

Clang, if you were a good judge of 250 you wouldn't be 300. I think most fat people aren't good at math because they don't understand things like average height/weight and caloric intake and 20 minutes of exercise. I don't blame you for stuffing all that food down your craw, I blame your 4^th grade math teacher. She made you fat.

See how I fixed everything for everybody? I really don't see how you people live without me.