The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[sally]

Sometimes I hate excercise. I want to squash it and run it over and just say fuck you. I want to put it off a day and play ketchup the next day. I want to murder it and run it the fuck over with a lawnmower and spread its little flakes all over the place and say there you fuckety fucking pain in the ass.

Why exercise if you smoke pot and drink like a fish? You think your body doesn't notice? You think your liver and lungs don't notice?

Maggot doesn't care about his lungs and liver, he just wants sexy abs and a tight ass.