12-28-2008, 06:11 PM
Zenith Wrote:AnonyMoose Wrote:::coffee:: Oh, for the love of PeteZenith Wrote:This bitch lacks variation, originality and humorous wit [among other things]. I doubt very seriously if he would have made it past your door if you were in "full effect" as you were when I first arrived at hells door. I really thought he had the fire, which is why I started this thread in the first place. Now all I see is repeat, repeat, repeat, and don't even get me started on originality....ZERO!
No, no, no, I must correct my own mistake by saying that Opie is the true evil psycho bitch of the Mock world. He is the MOST hated and with that comes the ability to remain as such. Ye 'ole "crack-attack" here is just out of fuel and grasping at straws now. Sure I liked him but now he's like that pestering fly that keeps buzzing around your ear. Just can't seem to swat the bitch away enough. Hopefully and for the sake of all, his life span will be just about as lengthy too.
You just hate to be reminded that you are a low-class, saucer lipped, spear chucking, bubble butt nig-nog with a loser of a husband that fantasizes he is important in the music industry. Idi Amin meets Motown; with his fat assedchocolate gump ho in tow. Opie is not the most hated, as your nigger post proves. Or do you wish his life span was a week too? Whites own you in the real world, and White Moose owns you on MOCK,monkey bitch. Get your fat ass out in the field and go pick some fucking cotton; spade cunt.
Lemme see here....
you scored: -10 total lack of original shit - you have got to be fucking kidding me with this old turn of the century bullshit you spew. If you are gonna pretend to be a nigger hater, slash supreme mocker wannabe then at least sit and devise a plan of attack that would be better suited for mocking minorities ....you goddamn "I wish I had a life" bitch!
you scored: -5 you researched shit AND STILL got your facts screwed - If you want to be supreme you musn't trust any source for your mock materials. Those who are truly the VERY BEST at mocking don't even need to know one thing about someone in order to spew good shit.
you scored: -1 Just because you are still trying to mock me and I continually find your attempts juvenile and "crack-like" not to mention how incapable you are with variation and original stuffzzzzz
you scored: -11.5 because you actually keep track of the fucked up attempts that you make in mocking peeps. I mean....who the fuck actually keeps a record of the shit they say here???
- Moose says: " I have mocked African Americans, fat people, Jews, devils....blah, blah,...fucking blah...WHO DOES THIS SHIT!
[goddamn dumb ass pussy deprived little dick bitch]
you scored: -1355.99 for ever being politically correct on this motherfucker here. You really have a lot to learn you dick sucking stank ass post whore assasin. How the fuck do you call me a nigger in your pitiful attemps to mock me then turn around and use the fucking politically correct form in your bitch-ass assessment of your dumb ass mocking. Care to explain???? Nevermind, spare me the boring dribble you lonely fucked up crazy man.
you scored: +1 because you are finally giving me a reason to respond to your infantile and forgotten persona here at the place for supreme madness.
you scored: -2 because....you are still reading this and are very likely to respond in some antilogical manner, diluted even further with the faulty and somewhat eclectic pulses that slowly creep from ear to ear in search of the alleged brain your momma couldn't supply you with due to her overusage of heroine and other narcotics (e.g. your crack-like behaviors)
::doh::Oh dear Lord and the baby Jeebus! You just fucking missed being the most absolute benign and belittled bitch ever to grace the stage of the MOCK FORUMS...
Now run along and get your fucked up life together long enough to become someone with a more measurable mocking montage instead of a stupid "sumbitch"
::thumbs::::bigg::::thumbs::::bigg::
[btw, if you are at a loss for response, just go for correcting some of the spelling or grammar I left for you]
You are thefestering bungholethat made me the greatest mocker of all time. You cannot retract it just because I kicked your half a monkey-ass from one end of the forum to the other. Well, you can; but anyone with an IQ over 50 knows you just can't handle getting smacked down. It brings up too many memories of what it's like being a lesser citizen.