05-07-2013, 12:53 PM
(05-07-2013, 11:00 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I've got a wife who told me not to 'blow it' this year, plus a mother and step-mother.
This could be the single worst 'holiday' of them all.
However, I've decided to say fuck it and go golfing with my buddies over the weekend instead.
Ah, I bet that you and the kids will do something special for your wife before you take off, MS.
I went all out for my mom during her visit. I'll send her flowers and some sweets for delivery by Sunday. 800Flowers has some nice gift baskets and dessert deliveries these days. Here's the link in case that's something your two moms would like too.
http://ww12.1800flowers.com/
P.s. Of course, the stripper is the best option, if you can get all three women in the same room after you make your escape...