Donovan douchebag the dimeless

[Cynical Ninja]

Problem with your story, mister nutmeg, is that you admitted going to a pawnbroker. Guess what I did for a living, in a different life back in the day? People who have money and sky TV's and lots of luxury stuff don't visit pawnbrokers. You know who does? People who need money fast. Because of all the ways a person can sell their stuff and make some money, pawnbrokers are the absolute worst way to go. You won't get any kind of value, you ALWAYS get low balled, and the only guy walking away happy is the pawnshop guy.

That's why only desperate people go to pawnshops. So once again, cinnamon, I'm calling you a liar. I'd guess the only true part of your statement is that you pawned some shit. Everything else is bull. If I had to guess I'd say you maxed your credit and are trying to pay some bills. You strike me as way too dull to have a drug habit.

Are you insane? I go to pawnbrokers to buy not just sell! If I want fast cash and I have some shit I never use lying around bang! Away it goes, do I take a loss? Yeah sure I do but I can afford to I'm betting you can't though dimeless? I understand you have to count every cent but most people our age don't.

Look lichtspittle I've been buying, selling, dealing and trading since I was a teenager, I had my own store on Ebay when hardly anybody knew what the fuck Ebay was then the charges started going up and up and cut my losses. I've bought, sold and traded in all sorts of products comic books, designer watches, fossils, trading cards, movie props, autographed photos, film memorabilia, football programmes all sorts of shit and made some very decent coin in the process.
I had to have my landline made ex-directory because I was sick of being pestered by companies offering more credit cards, loans and finance deals because, get this donovan dimeless, I am 100% debt free.
My house is bought and paid for, all my bills are paid on time and we still have money for regular holidays abroad and days out restaurants/concerts/theatre etc.

I know you would love to think of me in a heap of debt with numerous credit cards maxed up to the eyeballs but it aint so lichtspittle. I'm more financially stable now than I have ever been before because that's the way a normal adult humans life is supposed to work. The older you get the more financially secure you get, most people aren't like you financially devolving like a newt crawling back into the primordial ooze.