07-25-2013, 10:28 PM
Still very busy cinnamon, not a lot of time to do much more than lurk lately, but it's always nice to know at least one mocker is obsessively watching for my return. Hero worship is cute but a little sad.
Have you managed to now your entire postage stamp lawn with that raggedy old push mower yet? I figure it must take a week every time and burn a shitloadnof calories. You must have to spend almost your entire skateboarding fortune on ice cream just to keep that fat fucking melon you call a head in marshmallow shape. No wonder you're so cranky, holding that misshapen blob upright must give you wicked neck pain.
Have you managed to now your entire postage stamp lawn with that raggedy old push mower yet? I figure it must take a week every time and burn a shitloadnof calories. You must have to spend almost your entire skateboarding fortune on ice cream just to keep that fat fucking melon you call a head in marshmallow shape. No wonder you're so cranky, holding that misshapen blob upright must give you wicked neck pain.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.