Donovan douchebag the dimeless

[Cynical Ninja]

I need a big skull to protect my big brain lichtspittle as opposed to the vanilla smoothie you have sloshing around your cranium you call brains.

I miss you like my cats miss their scratching post if its taken away my claws get long and troublesome without my scratch toy daisy.

If you want I will get wannabe catholic paedophile clang in to exorcise that phantom grandkid that has recently materialised in the housing project where you live.

Now I'm going to escape your company using the traditional distraction method of throwing some reese's pieces and pennies in one direction while running away in the other.

Go! Go! Go!