WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME?

[Midwest Spy]

I have a friend who actually conducted the same experiment once; back in our early 20's - just for kicks and to benefit from the generosity of gullible guys.

She was an exotic dancer; but not a pro. She didn't actually sleep with the guys who she propositioned, just strung 'em along and milked 'em for a while.

Well, except this one dweeb from Fort Worth, Texas, I think it was.

He told her he was loaded and wouldn't hesitate to share the goods with someone so sweet and sultry. She thought he meant money, but it turned out that he was just Quick Draw McDraw between the sheets, cried for the whole 4 minute sexual encounter after she ripped her clothes off, and the bastard was flat broke to boot.

That was just a couple of weeks after New Years Eve, 1989, IIRC.

Anyway, although it was a bitterly disappointing experience, it did cause her to take a good long look at where she was headed. That walk of shame found her traveling straight to the local convent. She never looked back and became a nun shortly thereafter. The movie "Sister Act" is loosely based on her story (she is a great singer, but not black).

Wonder where Ramsey is to say, 'Great story HotD, but you know that no one believes you.' ??