Goat cheese is disgusting

[Mohammed]

Umm...wouldn't a Malay seafood curry be Malaysian?

Actually no, well ... yes, but .... no. See that funky wife of mine? South African but Malay. Hundreds of thousands of years ago those evil British slave traders brought them over in the millions. Of course, millions died, leaving one Malay man and one Malay woman, leading to the story of Adam and Even and the Garden of Aden. Yes, it was called Aden, but just like everything else, those vile English fucked up the spelling too.

So there is now a huge community of Malay's and Indian's in SA, who took on their very own cooking style, such as Zulu Curries and Xsosa Vindaloo's.

Hey Tiki me everlasting love, we should do a Raclet evening! A big slab of Gruyere under the fire with boiled new potatoes. Absolutely