Godamn Skunks!!!

[Maggot]

Put them in the washing machine. It might void any warranty you have, however, since it states in the user manual not to place any non-laundry objects, such as shoes, food waste, or animals into the washer. But you can always just lie and say you don't know what happened to it. They don't need to know you overloaded it with critters.

Thank you for those words of wisdom mama.