Détente

[Cynical Ninja]

I hope CN rips you a new one.

Oh but I can, oh but I will.

Lichtspittle is offering me terms for my surrender because recently the tide of Mock battle has been turning against him and he and everyone else here knows it. His Mock mojo now resembles the wilting frond of a dying fern and his ballsack looks like the deflated tit of an Ethiopian woman during a famine.

We all know who “cried uncle” first and it wasn't me, neigh neigh and thrice neigh! It was of course lichtspittle crying foul when i suggested his kids practice their future career of sucking cock on the streets of Nebraska. His reaction? How dare you?!, how could you?! Oh the fucking humanity!!!

Daisy is like a long line of Mockers we have seen come and go over the years, the kind who get off on spitting the most venomous of poison at other members, then if someone on the receiving end spits back poison just as venomous they cry foul.

Recently in Mock terms I have been riding daisy like that hillbilly rode Ned Beatty in Deliverance “squeal like a pig boy! Squeeeee!” He doesn't like it like so he declares victory with no basis whatsoever and offers ME the chance to surrender!

Its like Hitler offering the Ruskies the chance to surrender when they were hanging the hammer and sickle above the Reichstag in Berlin. In fact lichtspittle sounds just as deluded as uncle Adolf in the endgame of the war in Europe dishing out orders to units who are already dead and moving tanks that don't exist.

It is pathetic, trying to snatch victory when you are on the brink of being routed with your tail between your legs. Douchebags post above is like the nips sending in the Kamikaze bombastic, loud and desperate but ultimately pointless in the face of inevitable defeat.

So you can shove you surrender terms up Caspers already sore arse daisy. As far as I'm concerned all we have exchanged so far is the opening salvo the time for the first charge is upon us lichtspittle. Fix bayonets, banzai! Here I come motherfucker!