08-16-2013, 09:10 AM
Missing.
Clang McFly.
Last seen - probably in the food glorious food thread.
Description - A shorter version of Andre the Giant in a hall of mirrors.
Hobbies - Stuffing his face with processed, junk and fast foods (sometimes a combination of all three simultaneously), wearing his moms knickers and bras, mowing the lawn, posting drivel on the internet, avoiding gainful employment like the plague, mooching off his elderly and infirm parents, being a member of the bum collective with lichtspittle.
Reward - from his parents? They've offered $5000 for him to remain missing. Lichtspittle has offered a garbage bag full of empty toilet roll tubes and a phantom step grandkid he can't afford to feed.
Clang McFly.
Last seen - probably in the food glorious food thread.
Description - A shorter version of Andre the Giant in a hall of mirrors.
Hobbies - Stuffing his face with processed, junk and fast foods (sometimes a combination of all three simultaneously), wearing his moms knickers and bras, mowing the lawn, posting drivel on the internet, avoiding gainful employment like the plague, mooching off his elderly and infirm parents, being a member of the bum collective with lichtspittle.
Reward - from his parents? They've offered $5000 for him to remain missing. Lichtspittle has offered a garbage bag full of empty toilet roll tubes and a phantom step grandkid he can't afford to feed.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.