An appeal

[HairOfTheDog]

Nah, she loves me. Aussie knows it's all in fun.

I'm pretty sure she'd bust your knee caps in over the dishwasher comments. And HotD would probably get off easy with just a smack in the face and a chunk of hair pulled out.

You might be right. She IS pretty sensitive about her DW.

I really don't think my friend aussie is the physically violent type. Plus, she probably figures I could take a smack and have some hair to spare anyway, so the retaliation would be too risky (from me anyway; ramsey would be cowering behind me - afraid to break a nail or something).

I could, however, see aussie drugging us with some of those pharmaceuticals she swipes from work.

She would probably have me dressed in a church marm outfit, with ramsey in a Laura Ashley vest and a rope scarf. Locked in the basement. Forced to watch Oprah Christmas specials and Joel Osteen sermons for hours on end.

Cruel psychological warfare and attempted behavior modification is more likely aussie's revenge M.O.

Ah well, as long as there were some killer nachos and guacamole thrown into the mix, it might not be that unbearable.