An appeal

[HairOfTheDog]

Don't forget about the old lady he pissed off at the church social for taking home the leftover jello mold and three bean salad.

Shit, I'd forgotten about that incident. She probably did have it in for him.

The ticket-taker at the local movie house too; I think he threatened Clang and his brother when they tried to pull a scam using those free passes they won from the radio station contest.

If Clang's not dead, maybe he and Roktar finally decided to hit the road before their lurid pasts caught up to them. Probably stole their mom's station wagon and are posing as brother and sister, holding up Circle K's across the East Coast for barbecue Fritos, lottery tickets and cherry ICEEs.

Kinda sad. If only he could have avoided that snow-related accident on the way to the post office interview. Things might have turned out much differently for Clang...