09-21-2013, 11:07 AM
(09-18-2013, 06:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Some people will fuck anything & that's no exaggeration. Remember the guy humping the sofa?
Imagine being this guy's wife or one of his kids when this hit the news.
![[Image: s-DANIEL-COOPER-large.jpg?6]](http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1351658/thumbs/s-DANIEL-COOPER-large.jpg?6)
A man with the self-proclaimed nickname "Hotcock" is in hot water after allegedly getting naked and attempting sex with a Land Rover.
Earlier in the evening, witnesses saw him bumping and grinding with the counter on a kebab shop and simulating sex on the floor with his pants around his ankles. He was also seen walking down the street with his pants pulled down.
A court in Wales, UK recently convicted Daniel Cooper, 24, of indecent exposure. He was banned from going outside between 7 p.m. and 7 a.m. on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays for the next three months.
“Daniel will never live this down," an unidentified pal said. “He is not a pretty sight when naked. We all felt sorry for the Land Rover and hope it wasn’t offended.”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/13...-criminals