PLAYING HOOKY

[HairOfTheDog]

This is a fine day for it. It's raining its ass off & I have no agenda. Oh happy day.

I think many of you should join me on my cloud of happiness where you can dazzle me with brilliant bullshit.

Those with shitty attitudes need not apply.

My attitude is good today, but prospects for hooky are bleak.

I'll be leaving to have my ass handed to me by a 90 year old lady and her 60-something year old daughter in exactly 10 minutes.

I like the old bats, but "the help" is never quite good enough (though they've not made any changes in 5 years).

Ready to be spanked.