10-25-2013, 12:10 PM
(10-25-2013, 11:42 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Something tells me you could totally pull off the "yeah... I put mice in your car dude" and then look at mom with the crazy eyes and be done with it.
Sorry, Gunnar, I don't think you're qualified to seek side employment as a seer at the Psychic Friends Network any more than I.
I can't roll my tongue. Can't wiggle my ears. Can't do one of those cool two-fingered "get your ass over here, now!" whistles. And, I look perfectly average and sane - can't really pull off the coveted crazy-eyed look either. I try not to think about my lack of talents too often and focus on the good things though.
I CAN walk really, really fast and laugh at the same time. So, even though the morning idiot's mom is like a ninja with her cane and walker, I think I could make a clean getaway, if required. I guess the feeder mice option is still on the table.
(10-25-2013, 11:49 AM)Maggot Wrote: I kinda wish some mama would do to me what that monkey is doing in your avatar.
You want a mama to give you shit, or you want one who will just sit there and take your shit?