10-27-2013, 08:14 AM
(10-23-2013, 02:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I wonder if The Kid is still allowed to wear his Homer Simpson boxers, now that he's Mormon and married and all.
First things first, and most importantly....I have Bart Simpson boxers, not Homer. And married? Well, let's just say I'm awaiting you to come join us in Hildale, HotD. We're all waiting for you. Hmmmm...perhaps a picture of me in my new and extremely sexy Sons of Anarchy boxers might do the trick? (and yes, in keeping with the Mormon traditions, they are indeed white) I thought for sure you'd swoon over the Beavis and Butthead ones...but alas....
(10-23-2013, 03:31 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Holy shit! He married her? How did I miss THAT.
Well, we're kind of a private, and somewhat isolated "family" now, Duchess. We kinda keep to ourselves, ya know?
Soon to be wife #6 Wrote:Until he comes in here and mocks the hell outta me or explains in serious detail about his current status, we'll never know.
(How that misogynistic smart-ass snuck up on my good side is a mystery to me. Asshole.)
Well, like I said, I'm kind of a private person these days, so the details will not be forthcoming. And quite honestly, the misogynistic comment stung a bit...I assure you I treat all women with the utmost respect and dignity. Dammit, hold on a second....wife #1 is making a lot of racket vacuuming the room, wife #2 is clattering the fucking dishes around, wife #3 just fucked up and put to much mayo on my sammich, wife #4, is too stupid to figure out how to start the damned lawnmower, and wife #5 just gagged on my cock. I mean honestly..how in the hell is a guy supposed to think around here and type up a decent reply with all these distractions? You really need to get your sweet ass down here HotD and show these stupid wenches how to tend to their man w/o fucking shit up, and how to suck a dick properly. Sheeesh, the things I have to put up with nowadays. Anyhow, calling me a misogynist hurt my feelings, it really fucking did!
(10-23-2013, 03:48 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I'm going to draw Kid's attention to this thread.
I appreciate that Duchess...now, ya see.....THAT is how a woman tends to her man, being helpful and shit. And heyyyyyyy...how about you? Would you be interested in joining HotD for a little visit? Do you have a preference in boxers? Just let me know, and I'll send wife #2 to the store, cuz I'm nice like that.
(10-23-2013, 04:43 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Shit!!Actually....not too badly HotD. Although, you missed the mark on the pregnancy thing. And kick your ass? Nope, not my style...I'll just tap dat ass when you cum down.
I'm no Dionne Warwick.
Kid's probably gonna come in here and kick my ass.
Think I'll hold off on starting that "Psychic Mock Readings" thread I was planning til we see how this one turns out.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.