The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[HairOfTheDog]

Your posts are getting shorter these days; shrinking with age, I suppose. Been to the hairdresser lately? Although maybe that's why you wear hats so often. I should have checked you for bald spots when I had the chance.

I don't think that's going to make you scream but I'd be happy with a small whimper.

Maybe a small whimper.



But, mostly, your bark is worse than your bite.

No shrinking (yet), 5' 4 ¹⁄₂ " and holding steady.

Next time, you may inspect my head with a fine-toothed comb.

You will find, much like your pre-shaved face, no bald spots. (No missing teeth, either.)