The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[Cynical Ninja]

I'm not being a smartass, but that went out of style here in the 90s...

Floral is a big no no here in interior design. Especially if you are trying to sell something. Timber kitchens; gone. Timber panelling; long gone. Limewash faux antique furniture; goooooone! Pastel colours; *cringe*

Oddly enough, a small amount of 70s retro is making a comeback. Beiges, light tans and browns seem all the rage. Two-pack polyurethane kitchens are still all the rage, mainly in whites or off whites, with outrageously coloured splasbacks and furniture to break it up. Solid acrylic bench tops instead of stone. Blah blah..

Vive Le difference!

We also have men in this country who are very clued up about the latest interior design trends.

We call them homosexuals.

I'll bet you know exactly what to do with some throw pillows and a throw rug with a big pink triangle on it while dancing to Kylie in your hot pants! Fabulous girlfriend!

Maybe you could go running off into the sunset hand in hand with Aussies ex husband?

Lol.