11-28-2013, 03:27 PM
I've been seeing a weather girl. I thought it would make a nice change to date a woman who wasn't right all the time.
There's a reason why its called Girls Gone Wild and not Women Gone Wild. When girls go wild they show their tits. When women go wild they kill men and drown their kids in a tub!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence, he can only say two words every seven years.
After seven years the elders ask for his words. “Cold floors” he says, they nod and send him off.
Seven years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words, he clears his throat and says “bad food”. They nod and send him away.
Seven more years pass. The elders ask for his two words, “I quit” he says. “That's not surprising” the elders say “you've done nothing but bloody complain since you got here!”
There's a reason why its called Girls Gone Wild and not Women Gone Wild. When girls go wild they show their tits. When women go wild they kill men and drown their kids in a tub!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence, he can only say two words every seven years.
After seven years the elders ask for his words. “Cold floors” he says, they nod and send him off.
Seven years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words, he clears his throat and says “bad food”. They nod and send him away.
Seven more years pass. The elders ask for his two words, “I quit” he says. “That's not surprising” the elders say “you've done nothing but bloody complain since you got here!”
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.