The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[Carsman]

I'll take some Jehovah's witnesses over the old lady who comes by every week or two with a basket of homemade tamales on her head for sale. I never should have bought the first few and while I know she speaks very little English, she still doesn't seem to comprehend a simple "no". I have to shut the door on her face to make her go away.

Look out the window first, it works.